European Heaven and Hell

  European Heaven

1. The Italians are the lovers.
2. The Germans are the mechanics.
3. The French are the chefs.
4. The British are the police.
5. And it is all organized by the Swiss.

European Hell

1. The Swiss are the lovers.
2. The French are the mechanics.
3. The British are the chefs.
4. The Germans are the police.
5. And it is all organized by the Italians.